Submitted by Kilgore Trout (not verified) on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 19:52.
On Tralfamador we do not do science projects anymore as we have learned that we are all pawns in a much bigger game than we can possibly comprehend with our small Tralfamadorian minds. This was determined by a group of the leading scientists on Tralfamador and has been now accepted as the fundamental premise of all of the laws of the land heretoafter and withforth.
It is a lot less confusing on Tralfamador now that we have all accepted this premise. Not so many questions anymore which helps us keep the peace and lets us rest our minds. We are so thankful for the leading thinkers to have figured this out for us lesser gifted thinkers.
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On Tralfamador we do not do science projects anymore as we have learned that we are all pawns in a much bigger game than we can possibly comprehend with our small Tralfamadorian minds. This was determined by a group of the leading scientists on Tralfamador and has been now accepted as the fundamental premise of all of the laws of the land heretoafter and withforth.
It is a lot less confusing on Tralfamador now that we have all accepted this premise. Not so many questions anymore which helps us keep the peace and lets us rest our minds. We are so thankful for the leading thinkers to have figured this out for us lesser gifted thinkers.
Order has been restored on Tralfamador.